according to my last post, it's november. that's a good thing right? thanksgiving is the next major holiday. then i turned the radio on. christmas music. really? what the crap is that doing on?!?!?!?! i haven't had turkey yet. people of the radio world, one holiday at a time please. i can't celebrate christmas for a month and a half. i love christmas as much as the next guy, but seriously, i can only take so much josh groban. plus there are only 14 different christmas songs. if i wanted to hear different versions of the same song i would listen to rap music!
then you have these people who decorate for christmas mid-november. if setting up for christmas 1.5 months prior is acceptable, then we have to allow for 1.5 months post christmas. that's 3 months of rudolf in the front yard. unacceptable people. we can't allow christmas to take up 25% of the year. we can't have this!
when should we start anticipating the celebration of the immaculate conception? glad you asked me. maybe we should look towards Jesus' momma. she had her turkey, dressing (not stuffing), and cranberry relish (not sauce,) then she went shopping for His happy b-day banner. on black friday. at wal-mart. (they had a deal on sandals that year. Jesus gets a pair for his b-day and all of a sudden it becomes the hit of the millennium. very glad he didn't get a furbie. coulda been an annoying 1000 years.)
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You are being a Humbug but I agree.
Oh, and capitalize your "I". That's just a personal kink for me.
a year and 3 months after i start, and you just now bring this up?
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