A New Car!

now pretend that rod roddy said that. don't know who rod roddy is? famed former announcer for the price is right? you suck at life then. sigh...
i'm writing to let the good fans of MGT know that i did not sell out. i know i've been seen cruisin' around town in a bmw x3. yes it is owned by the meats. no i did not sell out. it is the official Mrs. Meat mobile. since she is my sugar momma, what Mrs. Meat wants, Mrs. Meat gets.
also, to show the world that i am the voice of the people, instead both getting new cars, we went with 1 for the price of 2. why you ask? because how can i voice your concerns while cruising around in a new car? the majority of MGT fans out there are ridin' around in clunkers that barely crank every day. i know i do. the only exceptions are our corporate sponsors. and we love you guys.
so as long as i am still allowed to write to the people of the world, i will continue to drive a car with a cd player that doesn't work. a car that leaks so much oil i have to call it a "self-changing oil system" to keep from sounding like a total loser. a car that hasn't been washed in 8 months because the dirt is the only thing holding it together. a car with seats that are so stained, you want a shot of penicillin when you get out.
so to answer your question of why? because you do, i do.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!