HE'S BACK!!!

so it looks like i never got around to telling you guys about my vacations as i promised one post ago. that was a very long time ago it seems. that's my bad. i'm not gonna make some lame excuse about being to busy with school, work, and life in general, but i'm not gonna talk down to my fans like that. y'all are to smart. you know it's laziness that drives me.
so now i will try and sum up a 10 day trip in less than 1000 words.
-tiring
there. i think i did it. it was a great trip but it just wore me out. with the 6 hr time difference,and walking everywhere it was tiring. but i would like you kids to know, it was awesome!!! i really enjoyed seeing the different culture. like what people thought was ok, like drinkin at lunch no matter what day of the week it was. i really enjoyed that because that's something i adhere to in the states. but it's sometimes frowned upon. stupid bible belt. i would like y'all to know that beer was cheaper than water over there. it was 3 euros for a bottle of water and 2 euros for a pint of heineken, peroni, or estella damm. if that were the case here, i would be a little overweight.
wait...what was i talking about? oh yea, culture. did you know most europeans speak english? kinda strange since most english folks don't speak european don't ya think? but that made my travel a lot easier. plus i'm psuedo fluent in really bad spanish so i had that going for me. i knew that would help in spain and i thought i could piece things together in italy since both are romance languages, but no. just no. i had no clue what was going on and being said in italy. which made it that much harder to get around. which makes me...
give european folks also a big fat F for street signs. we had maps, but it does no good to have a map if you don't know where you are on it. i asked Mrs. Meat why we couldn't have bought one of those maps that knows where you are. you know, like the one at the mall that says you are here. she never answered me. i bet those need batteries. that must be why we didn't get one. european batteries are prolly shaped differently like the outlets.
and that's european culture in as few words as an ignorant windbag can put it. don't you feel like you've been there? if you do, you're a moron.