The Rise of the Penguin!!!

i'm mark the penguin. you know, the hot fowl in the picture? meat knows sex sells so he put my face out front. since he went to work i took over for a quick morning post. when the owners head out they think i just stand here on the counter and watch the coffee pot. i'm actually online buying stocks. if the puking baby can do it why can't a bird? i'm also screwing with his blog. giving you guys the inside scoop. he thinks he's so cool for having a blog. he's just another moron who thinks he has some writing ability. he's wrong. i'm the real genius behind all this. his "meet meat" post, that was my title idea. he doesn't wash his hands when he goes to the bathroom, i had to add that part because he's an unsanitary fool. i'm the one who put those pictures on there the other day. i wanted the world to see how funny lookin that guy is. you think he knows that hair style has never been in style? that's just what mothers do to kids with fat heads. you shoulda seen him last night. the red head that lives here was gone last night and he was in the kitchen with dancing and singin how he will survive at the top of his lungs. and just so you know, he promotes the stereotype of white men and rhythm. i'm pretty sure that steve martin's character from "the jerk" would dominate him in a dance off.

well it's been fun guys. i'll bring the dirt again soon but for now i gotta go pee on the floor in front of the litter box and get the cat in trouble.